I've been told that ninjas aren't that popular in Japan anymore, nor are their ways very deeply engrained in the culture. But I'll be damned if she doesn't qualifiy. She could have wasted that guy in the middle of the night at any time, because come on, she lived in his freaking closet. Someday if I have kids and they want me to check their closets for monsters, I'll humor them. But I'll really be checking for middle-aged Japanese women. Hell, I'm gonna go check my closet right now.