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Monday, June 2, 2008

Is There Someone in Your Closet?

So thanks to those who brought a certain matter to my attention. You know, it' really quite mind-boggling. The woman was living in this guy's closet for a year without detection - can you imagine? That's quite impressive. I mean, I've seen some walk-in closets about the size of Japanese homes, and she was bunking in the top compartment of his closet. What is that, like maybe 3 feet x 4 feet of living space? Now I know, I know...she only lived in the closet while he was there. At other times she probably came out and did things that normal people who own houses do - took a shower, watched some TV, enjoyed having four walls and a roof over her head - that kind of stuff.
I've been told that ninjas aren't that popular in Japan anymore, nor are their ways very deeply engrained in the culture. But I'll be damned if she doesn't qualifiy. She could have wasted that guy in the middle of the night at any time, because come on, she lived in his freaking closet. Someday if I have kids and they want me to check their closets for monsters, I'll humor them. But I'll really be checking for middle-aged Japanese women. Hell, I'm gonna go check my closet right now.

'Til later.

Edit: Ninajs+1

7 comments:

Ben said...

I would check my closet too. But for dwarves. They are for more dangerous than Middle aged Japanese women. Oh and who puts poppycock in the description under their blog name? Seriously. I hope the dwarves get you because of that.

Ben said...

Sorry, you wrote tidbits of poppycock. Words can not express.

crazycat2829 said...

you only just heard of that?

it's probably a made-up story...

bw

Blue Shoe said...

Well, the story was reported by an associated press writer, and it's only a couple days old.

Eggandgoo said...

But if you can't trust the Associated Press, who can you trust???

Ben said...

yeah well don't take this off topic. Poppycock is prominent on this blog.

Anonymous said...

I don't think it's a made up story - just b/c s they say, truth is stranger than fiction. I read the whole AP story, and according to what was written, the guy only realized something was up since food was being eaten. She'd make a great roommate!