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Thursday, October 9, 2008

I love my students..

So two more notable homework quotes from my students:

First, one boy wrote his little self-introduction; it was quite normal.  Then at the bottom of the page, he wrote: "homework this!!"
Now, I think that's probably some broken way of saying "This is my homework," but with the two exclamation points there...it just really seems like a natural, in-your-face, defiant roar...or someting.  I feel like it all it needs to be complete, full-fledged vernacular is some kind of expletive. You know - a good "homework this, b#$%h!"  Although completely by accident, he is telling me that he owned that homework hard. 

Second, one girl, writing about her likes and dislikes, stated: "I don't like chocolate and flesh cream."  Thank God.  I don't know what flesh cream is, but it sounds to me like there's a special place in hell set aside for those who do like it.

Random picture of the day (not that there's any regular posting, I know)


I post a lot of pictures of alcohol, but I am not an alchy - I swear.  Above is a tiny (dare I say "cute") little can of beer placed next to normal-sized cans for comparison. Yes, Japanese women are so light-weight that stores sell cans this small.

6 comments:

Gobbler said...

What a waste of scrap metal! Beer should come in milk jugs...or cartons.

Jeff said...

Or be banned altogether.

Post this!!

Gobbler said...

Ban beer altogether!?!?!? Anathema

Jeff said...

Yeah, you're right. With the population ever-increasing, all those drunk driving fatalities are helping to keep the balance.

Blue Shoe said...

Come on, guys...none of that.

Gobbler said...

Way to keep it light-hearted...