I want to ride my bicycle

So today I bought a bicycle. I went to the local bicycle refurbishing shop run by the mentally handicapped (I'm sure every town has one...right?) and picked up a pretty nice Specialized road bike. It's about 10-15 years old, but it still runs nice and I'm now able to ride my bike to school. Exciting right?
So why am I posting about this? Consider this a PSA asking you to watch out for all us jackasses riding bike's down the highway. I know it would be fun to watch bicyclists fly over the hood of your car just like in GTA, but I'm pretty sure you'd feel bad afterwards. At least I hope you would. I was almost killed by a soccer mom today. Thought she saw me, she didn't, and so I slammed on the breaks and almost shattered the goods. So when driving please be mindful of the goons on the bicycles. Might like to start a family of ninjas or something some day.