Monday, December 22, 2008
Schedule
Sunday, December 21, 2008
It's a crappy paper
Friday, December 19, 2008
Thursday, December 18, 2008
We've got a good 28 years left
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Caution: Don't use IE
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Lemons into Lemonade
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Say a prayer...
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
Bathroom for rent
The Chicago Way
Magic Words
Afure sou na kimochi muri yari kakushite
It’s impossible to stop these overflowing feelings
Kyou mo mata tooku bakkari mite ita
Today I was only looking far off again
Kimi to katari atta kudara nai are kore
The trivial things that I used to talk to you about
Dakishimete dou ni ka ikiteru kedo
Somehow I’m continuing on, but…
Mahou no kotoba futari dake ni wa wakaru
Magic words, that only the two of us know
Yumemiru toka sonna hima mo nai kono goro
Now those times are like a dream I can no longer see
Omoidashite okashikute ureshikute
But I’m glad to think of them
Mata aeru yo yakusoku shi nakute mo
We can meet again; no need for promises
Taoreru you ni nete naki nagara mezamete
I wake up from my tearful sleep
Hitogomi no naka de boso boso utau
Swallowed up in the middle of a crowd, I sing
Kimi wa nani shiteru? Egao ga mitaizo
What are you doing? I want to see your smile
Furi kabutte wagamama sora ni nageta
I rose up and threw my selfishness to the sky
Mahou no kotoba kuchi ni sureba mijikaku
Magic words, said only briefly
Dakedo kouka wa sugoi mono ga aru tte koto de
But with amazing effects
Daremo shira nai barete mo iro ase nai
No one knows, if it comes out it doesn’t fade
Sono ato no SUTOORII wake aeru hi made
After that story until the day we will share again
Hana wa utsukushiku toge mo utsukushiku
Flowers are beautiful, thorns should also be beautiful
Nekko mo utsukushii hazu sa
Roots should also be beautiful, too
Mahou no kotoba futari dake ni wa wakaru
Magic words, that only the two of us know
Yumemiru toka sonna hima mo nai kono goro
Now those times are like a dream I can no longer see
Omoidashite okashikute ureshikute
But I’m glad to think of them
Mata aeru yo yakusoku shi nakute mo
We can meet again; no need for promises
Aeru yo aeru yo
We can meet again, we can meet again…
Monday, December 8, 2008
Gamers!
Sunday, December 7, 2008
Updates
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
'Tis the Season
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
Monday, December 1, 2008
Next One
Saturday, November 29, 2008
More Japan Blog Goodness
Friday, November 28, 2008
T-Day
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Jukin' Episode 2
Monday, November 24, 2008
Crickets
Creepy Crawlers

Sunday, November 23, 2008
Returned
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Jukin' Japan
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
The economic crisis - how did it happen?
America: No King But Caesar
Getting out the garbage
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Cult of Personality
Monday, November 17, 2008
Mustache
Sunday, November 16, 2008
Some Pictures
Update 11/16/08
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
More stupendous stories
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Whoa
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Winners and Losers


The change we don't need
"...I am absolutely convinced that culture wars are just so 90's. Their days are growing dark.It is time to turn the page. We want a new day, here in America. We're tired about arguing about the same old stuff."
On a lighter note..look, a kitten!
What a champ

The world hails its savior...
The people are choosing death
The Culture of death thrives, ironic as that statement is.
And the president is --- oh...

Looks like Obama is our new president, and the Democrats in the Senate and the House are cleaning up. God help us - four years of Obama and at least two years of a Democrat-controlled government. I pray that God will give them guidance and that Obama will be a good leader. Ironic for me to say this, but I hope Obama governs like Clinton.
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Update 11/4
Friday, October 31, 2008
English Camp
Halloween!
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Recommended Videos
We're on our way
Picture of the Day 10/28/08

Tear Down the Wall!
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Day by day..
Friday, October 17, 2008
Thursday, October 16, 2008
DK follow-up

Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Game Music

Monday, October 13, 2008
Price of spontaneity
Anyway, tomorrow will be a light day. Have to give a test, but that's it. Then on Wednesday apparently we have a "day off." It's Founder's Day, which means the students get a day off, and the teachers have to take a day of paid leave. Doesn't sound fair to me, but I could use the day to rest, so...whatever.
Thursday, October 9, 2008
I love my students..

Wednesday, October 8, 2008
October Country
On another lighter note I think that the world is coming to an end. I can longer even turn on the news for fear of vomiting at what my country has reduced itself to. There is some financial crisis which will I'm sure end with a lot of rich people going to spas and living in only a moderate mansion for the rest of their days. And the New Kids on the Block had a reunion. All of the elements seem to be in place. Time to go set up my Lawn Chair and cooler and enjoy the fireworks.
Saturday, October 4, 2008
Park Pictures




Ouch, my wallet!
Monday, September 29, 2008
A million points
Sunday, September 28, 2008
The state of our fate
Pirate Attack (Pirates +1)
Killer Fashion
Friday, September 26, 2008
New Metallica...
Note: Haven't posted in a while do to the amount of work I have been pretending to do. Will be posting again with more frequency.
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Stupid Tea
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Japanese people say the darndest things
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Ugh
Sunday, September 21, 2008
Rivetting News
Simply amazing coverage. It's not even a little bit of a waste of your time. I love the American mass media.
Friday, September 19, 2008
Not-so-convenient stores?
And tell me this - can you buy 4 liter jugs of liquor in a convenience store back home? I think not (although someone may correct me - maybe I just wasn't looking hard enough).

Thursday, September 18, 2008
Master of WTF







Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Go Straight for 3 blocks, then keel over and die.
Saturday, September 13, 2008
Special Presentation
Saturday, September 6, 2008
Thursday, September 4, 2008
Thank God for Gas
That means tomorrow I can take a hot shower.
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Foiled!
Sure enough, I got a couple bills today, and one (from what I can tell) is from the gas company and has an outstanding balance from June and July. Well, paid that at the convenience store tonight, so hopefully they'll turn it back on sometime soon.
I'm a little bitter right now, so I leave you with this ineptly named Japanese product and equally inappropriate caption:

Monday, September 1, 2008
Commendable
Sunday, August 31, 2008
Rules of Engagement
The Tastes of Japan
So there are certain things that Japanese people are very proud of, and legitimately so - sushi, judo, the Japanese work ethic; then there are things that they are proud of and are blatantly made up - the fact that only Japanese people have appendices (even if it were true, why be proud of a useless organ?), for example. Until recently I thought the claim that Japanese people can taste more flavors than foreigners was utter malarchy. Today, after visiting a Baskin Robbins (which they call 31, incidentally), I reconsidered. Why? Because I can't even begin to imagine what kind of flavor "Ghost World" should have.


And Ben, E - here's a flavor just for you: "Dolce For Vampire."
I don't think Japan will ever stop presenting me with these small, amusing surprises.
So now on to the slightly PG part of the post: this was a very tiring, expensive, busy, and yet satisfying weekend. Friday was my first day of classes, and though it went pretty well, it was exhausting. So what did I do after work? I went to my first "enkai" (company party), with about a dozen other teachers, my predecessor, and the principal and vice-principal. The party served as both a welcome for me and a farewell to my predecessor. There was drinking, speech-giving (I awed the room with a half-decent "thank-you" speech in Japanese, despite my drunkeness; even busted out a Japanese expression roughly meaning "you only live once, so get the most out of it"), buddying around with the higher-ups, and more drinking. At one point expressed my concern to the principal that he shouldn't overwork himself. He amusedly asked me if I thought he was weak - I did some backpeddling and all was well, as he eventually said that it is indeed important to work but also take care of oneself. Phew. Additionally, the VP had a heart-to-heart of sorts with me -- said that he can usually tell about people and he sees that I'm a good guy who tries hard. He then said that he wants to help me out as much as he can and wants me to meet his wife sometime, and that if I ever have trouble in Japan or need anything, to let him know. He really is a top-drawer guy.
After the staff party, a couple teachers, the VP, my pred, and myself all went out to a small karaoke bar, where we sang and drank more. After that, I, one teacher, and my pred went to his house and hung out for a couple hours before crashing.
Then yesterday I went home, showered, took a short (but too long) nap, then went into Osaka to attend a Toastmasters' party. A friend of mine is a member, and invited me and whoever else I wanted to bring; so I invited some other ALTs and we went. It was very fun and I met a lot of interesting people, including a couple other ALTs who are Toastmasters members. After the party we all went to karaoke, where I sang my voice into destruction. Since I was so enthusiastic and uninhibited with my singing (read: drunk), people kept passing me the backup mic. Fun times. After that, I went with two other ALTs (Joe and Lauren) to Joe's town, where we went to a bar until 3:00 a.m. and drank, ate nachos, and listened to Counting Crows (the owner likes Americans and American music). We then crashed, woke up today around 11:00 or so, and got ramen.
As I said, busy. I've never really been so active and spontaneous all at once, but you only live once, right?
Friday, August 29, 2008
Sorry
From CNN -- Obama: I'm Ready to Beat John McCain
Ah, ok. Well then, now you're ready. You were just waiting until the right moment, which is apparently after you've filled a stadium with fanatics and supporters. Seems more like a concert or festival than a political convention.
Obama: "Change happens because the American people demand it -- because they rise up and insist on new ideas and new leadership, a new politics for a new time. America, this is one of those moments. I believe that as hard as it will be, the change we need is coming."
Remember any other leaders who talked about their countrymen "rising up" to affect a change? Good rhetoric.
Thursday, August 28, 2008
Disclaimer
Warning: Japan may cause alcoholism. Also not appropriate for small children.
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
I'm Ba-ack!
I know, I have a lot to tell you. And yes, I should have called. I know it isn't hard to just pick up a phone, but -- no, baby, please -- just listen.
Let me start off by saying I think this is the best day I've had so far on this trip. Good day at work (excluding the whole "nearly choking on a cup of water" thing), finally got internet at home, managed to set up my modem despite the Japanese instructions, and then I had gyoza and beer for dinner. How sweet it is.
Now let me start by saying from here on in I will be presented with a challenge of sorts. In addition to my periodic random musings or news flashes, I have two main goals for my entries:
1. To inform you as to what's going on in my life. Some of you may only be reading this blog for a little insight into my world (how sweet of you!).
2. To entertain my readers with interesting stories and perhaps attract new readers. Unfortunately, this means that I won't be able to blog that I had a banana and orange juice for breakfast, because who really cares. Ergo, I will have to be selective about what I post. If you're interested in learning more about something I mention, or you want to know how long it took me to get to school today, you can leave a comment or email me.
I'm aware that I have a lot to catch you up on, and I'll do so now that I have time. For now, please relax and be comforted that I am once again among the denizens of the internet.
I'll try to make this concise and will probably fail, but let me tell you what's been going on since I got here. Of course you know I arrived in Tokyo last month. I apparently got bit to hell at E's house, because on the plane I was plagued, all over my body, by the bites of a hundred tiny demons. And I think I had a mild fever, too. My immune system really fails whenever I come to this land. Anyway, I sucked it up and got through Tokyo orientation. Some minor stuff happened, but nothing really worth mentioning.
My first few days in Hyogo prefecture were kind of depressing. When I first got into my apartment and was left alone, I just walked around aimlessly for like 10 minutes, trying to figure out what to do with myself. Since then, things have picked up considerably. I still don't always know what to do with myself, but I now have the essentials of life: a bank account for my paycheck, a cellphone, internet at home, a foreigner ID card, and liquor on top of my fridge. And perhaps most importantly, I've been making friends (Awww...).
I'll be teaching at two schools: one of which is a normal, public, middle-upper level academic high school. The other is a special high school school for part-time students with special circumstances. I.E. they have rough family situations, were prior drop-outs, work full-time, etc. I start teaching on Friday, and I'd be lying if I said I wasn't at least slightly nervous. I've been visiting some club activities at my base school (they meet over vacations, even summer), though, and have met and talked to a lot of students. I'm also friendly with a bunch of teachers at my base school, including the Judo coach, who is trying to convince me to join the club. Although the students at my visit school may be rough around the edges, I really like the staff-room setting. With the exception of a couple oddballs, all of the teachers seem really nice and approachable, and although I've only visited twice so far, I'm probably friendly with almost as many teachers there as at my base school. There's also another ALT (Assistant Language Teacher) at my visit school. That's his base. I'm not quite sure how to describe him - dry sense of humor, kind of sarcastic, pretty toned-down, nice enough but sometimes aloof. It'll be nice to work with another ALT every once in a while, though.
There are certain facts and experiences that I'd like to save and frame in their own topics, but let's see...what other mundane details can I give you about my life here?
Well, I live between Osaka and Kobe - two of Japan's major cities. Osaka takes about 40 minutes to an hour to get to, via bus and train. Kobe is a little farther and takes about an hour to an hour and a half. I've already discovered all the important places:
Expensive Mexican restaurant √
Catholic Church √
Recycle shop √
Grocery stores √
100 Yen shop √
Music store √
Uniqlo (see Japanese Old Navy equivalent) √
Liquor stores √
Convenience stores (1 per 3 square blocks) √√√
Creepy love hotel √
Taco Bell
Well, maybe I don't have everything...but then, there don't seem to be any Taco Bells in Japan.
I'll end this post by saying my journey so far as been difficult, with challenges both forseen and un. However, I'm pretty certain that if I survive this I'll be all the better for it. I think in these 3 weeks of living on my own I've already gotten 10x better at cooking than I used to be.
This is me, reporting live from Japan.
Monday, August 25, 2008
Drinking
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
I want to ride my bicycle
So why am I posting about this? Consider this a PSA asking you to watch out for all us jackasses riding bike's down the highway. I know it would be fun to watch bicyclists fly over the hood of your car just like in GTA, but I'm pretty sure you'd feel bad afterwards. At least I hope you would. I was almost killed by a soccer mom today. Thought she saw me, she didn't, and so I slammed on the breaks and almost shattered the goods. So when driving please be mindful of the goons on the bicycles. Might like to start a family of ninjas or something some day.
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Cat Hair
I've also discovered (re-discovered?) that most of the music I see on TV sucks. Bad. Take a video that they seem to be playing by some band called the Veronicas or something. Two creepy looking twins dancing around in some kind of club designed by hot topic singing. The song wouldn't be that bad if the lyrics weren't so horrendous. Who buys this garbage? What happened to the days of great music videos? Like....Flock of Seagulls. Ok maybe videos have never been good. "Well why do you keep watching, Gobbler?" you might ask. Because I am a masochist. And I am full of hate. Both of which are served well by watching crap on TV.
Here is the video in case you are interested
Music Recommendations
1. Electric Wizard "Witchcult Today"

I had been wanted to see what Electric Wizard was like for a while, so when I saw this in the music store I figured I'd give it a try. Think Black Sabbath slowed down and tuned down a few steps and you get the Picture. Lyrics are what you would expect on an album named "Witchcult Today" (meaning ridiculous) but they fit with the mood the instruments create. Album starts out strong but by the end it becomes a little monotonous. Its called stoner music, so maybe it would sound better stoned. Too bad I will never find out.
2. Mogwai "Mr. Beast"

3. Cult of Luna "Eternal Kingdom"
Cult of Luna is one

You can listen to most of these bands on youtube or itunes if any of my ramblings peaked your interest. I will try to put up some album reviews often. Though putting the stupid pictures in the post is kind of a pain. Anyway take a listen to some of the bands and let me know what you think. I'm also open to recommendations :)
